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Do you know who has driven the most technological advancements in modern times??
Porn Actresses !!!
Hey there, everyone!
I'm Diane, a porn actress who's on the verge of losing her job,
and I'm here to
spill a little secret —
In 1969, the U.S. Department of Defense, wanting to distribute some spicy pics to keep the soldiers entertained, invented the internet. Who would've thought that a bit of erotica could lead to such astonishing results? It completely transformed human life...
1969
NOW
Faster internet?
Clearer videos? AR, VR, XR, blockchain, metaverse, AI, robots... All these advancements were born because of adult content, and you can thank us for that.
Fast forward to today...
Damn!
I need more than 100 TB.
Satoshi Nakamoto
Invented blockchain to anonymously store his adult videos — he hid them so well that we can't even find him.
Sam Altman
Created ChatGPT and Sora just to mass-produce porn. But you've hurt us, Sam! AI digital humans are about to replace us!
Not me,
someone else did it.
Shit! I knew it, but
I've already been to a hearing
Once...
Zuckerberg
Stop fighting with Cook over VR, AR, and XR. Master porn and you'll own the metaverse. Also, how can your metaverse avatars not have lower bodies? No wonder your Metaverse couldn't get it up!
Elon Musk
Let's be honest—how many adult videos have you watched to get all those kids? Never watched? Never watched? Come on, really?
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Should I respond or not?
Tough call...
We have made huge sacrifices and contributions to technological progress, yet we're facing unemployment. Meanwhile, those who contribute nothing to humanity —
dogs, cats, frogs — achieve great success.
Is that fair?
Especially that extremely ugly frog — we hate frogs the most!They're always licking the moles on our faces and bodies with their sticky tongues — so gross!
So, We've decided to issue a unique meme coin to ensure our contributions are recognized and respected.
Mission
Let AI do the work, freeing up time for making love.
our 10 demands
1
Create the world's largest digital human computing center
Make AI digital versions for all AV actresses, allowing our digital selves to work 24/7, achieving true "lying down and earning."
— Sam Altman,
please do your best to support us and eliminate the karmic obstacles created by your own work!
2
Earn money by watching adult videos
Watching adult videos requires a lot of physical strength, passion, and life force, so viewers should be compensated. The more you watch, the more you earn. These people bear the heavy responsibility of human reproduction!
— Elon,
do you agree? Give us a thumbs up!
3
Launch a dedicated porn actress metaverse
Let players interact with us through immersive games, making us appear vividly before you, integrating seamlessly into our virtual erotic world!
— Zuckerberg,
it's your turn to donate!
4
Establish the world's largest porn actress museum
Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione, Larry Flynt, Toru Muranishi, contribute your collections and share with the world!
— Toru Muranishi,
can you fundraise for us? Maybe with Takayuki Yamada?
5
Set up a porn NFT exchange
Issue exclusive NFTs for porn actresses of all generations, protecting our digital rights and interests, commemorating our contributions.
— CZ Changpeng Zhao,
Binance should at least have an porn actress section, right?
6
Establish a porn actress protection foundation
Collaborate with the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) to prevent our jobs from being taken over by AI digital humans, preventing our extinction.
— WWF
"…WTF??"
7
Establish a global porn actress appreciation day
On August 31st, where the world takes a day off to celebrate with carnivals, honoring our contributions and achievements to humanity.
— Hello, Coca-Cola!
You must support us! We've often used your glass bottles as props, promoting you for free!
8, 9, 10
Still haven’t thought about it...
Disclaimer
What The Frog is not a worthless cryptocurrency; it represents the freedom of the mind for people to shed false moral masks, face their inherent desires honestly, love life, cherish life, and enjoy life. This is a facet of humanity that AI can never replace.
What The Frog also carries the significant responsibility of human procreation. We will accelerate the advancement of technology and continually promote progress in humanity and entertainment.
Join us in making history
While enjoying various pleasures exclusive to free adults in the process!
Not for Kids!
P.S. You can remain anonymous (just keep it down).
Hold on, there’s one more thing
Trump loves us, and we support Trump!
We Support WTF
Candy
Kimmy
MoMo
Ariel
MiO
LENA
Pony
Una
Alice
En-En
Porn Stars will be added after another...
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